R.I.P.D. (2013)- Robert Schwentke

 ★

 

You must be joking. Did somebody actually think that this story was going to make a good movie? “R.I.P.D.” (2013) is essentially one of the worst action films ever made, with a story that is so ridiculous and poorly represented that we don’t care about anyone or anything going on. R.I.P.D. (2013) The film opens with Boston Police Detective Nick Walker (Ryan Reynolds), as he is burying some gold that he and his partner, Bobby (Kevin Bacon), have stolen. Naturally, Nick has a change of heart when his wife (Stephanie Szostak) assures him that she is content with life as it is now. The following day, Nick tells Bobby that he wants to return the gold, thus prompting Bobby to kill his partner.

Now that he’s dead, Nick learns from his proctor (Mary-Louise Parker) that if he would like to improve his earthly status before he meets judgment, he can join the Rest In Peace Department and help other dead lawmen capture souls who have refused to leave earth- from now on know as “deados”.R.I.P.D. (2013) Of course he accepts and is introduced to his new partner, an old west lawman by the name of Roy Pulsipher (Jeff Bridges).

Together they return to Boston, and wouldn’t you know it, it turns out that the same gold Nick had stolen is actually pieces of a mythical device that will allow deados to take over earth permanently. Roy and Nick have to overcome their differences in the normal buddy-cop-movie way, in order to set things right, as well as extracting a little revenge on Bobby while they’re here.

Coincidences, clichés, bad dialogue, ridiculous monster-type villains and some pretty awful acting make this film abysmal. R.I.P.D. (2013)The characters are uninteresting because they have been created poorly and without any real depth. The story seems like it was written by ten-year-olds who have watched too much tv- but not even good, well thought out shows- ridiculous ones that have no story arc. Ryan Reynolds seems like he’s sleepwalking, Kevin Bacon is just out-of-place, Mary-Louise Parker seems half-dead, but none of that comes close to touching Jeff Bridges, who has somehow managed to take his Academy Award nominated performance as Rooster Cogburn in “True Grit” (2010), crank it up about twenty notches, and just make the character annoying and dumb. It’s sad and embarrassing to see, trust me.

As I do try to point out any positives in a film, I must say the visual effects are done quite well, so even though its ridiculous action, its well done ridiculous action. R.I.P.D. (2013)There are also a few laughs, mostly concerning the visual appearance of Roy and Nick when they are on earth, as they appear to the living as a supermodel (Marisa Miller) and an old Chinese man (James Hong). I’m sure you can figure out which is which.

Escape to the Theaters This Week! July 17th-21st, 2013

This is a real busy week at the theaters, as we have films opening on Wednesday, the 17th, and Friday, the 19th. There are also more titles from which to choose, so it will be interesting to see who will win the box office weekend. In addition to these new selections, there should also be some hold over from “Pacific Rim” (2013), “Grown Ups 2” (2013), and of course, the still surging, “Despicable Me 2” (2013). So, which film(s) will you be watching?

Movies Opening in Theaters July 17th, 2013

  • “Turbo” (2013) Rated PG, 96 minutes: Turbo (2013)DreamWorks Animation presents this 3D event that features… the world’s fastest snail! That’s right everyone, Turbo (voiced by Ryan Reynolds) dreams of moving faster, and after an accident involving an engine full of nitrous oxide, that is exactly what happens. Now his ambitions of racing in the Indianapolis 500 are finally going to come true. Directed by David Soren, “Turbo” also stars the voice talents of Paul Giamatti, Maya Rudolph, Snoop Dogg, Michael Pena, Michelle Rodriguez and Samuel L. Jackson.

Movie Opening in Theaters July 19th, 2013

  • “R.I.P.D.” (2013) Rated PG-13:R.I.P.D. (2013) Rest IPeace Department. This afterlife, law enforcement group recruits the greatest lawmen of all time for the special mission of hunting down the dead souls that refuse to leave Earth. Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges are the new-partners who must overcome their differences and find a way to save the world, before it’s too late. Basically we have a combination of “Men in Black” (1997) and every other buddy cop film ever made.“R.I.P.D.” also stars Mary-Louise Parker and Kevin Bacon, and is directed by Robert Schwentke (“Flightplan” & “Red”).
  • “Red 2” (2013) Rated PG-13, 116 minutes: Red 2 (2013)This is the sequel to 2010’s comedic action film, “Red,” about a former CIA operative (Bruce Willis) trying to find a way of life that doesn’t involve violence or killing. Once again, he gets himself and his girlfriend (Mary Louis-Parker) mixed up with some established former colleges (John Malkovich & Helen Mirren), as well as some new characters (Anthony Hopkins, Catherine Zeta-Jones & Lee Byung-hun), for a barrage of mischief and mayhem.
  • “The Conjuring” (2013) Rated R, 112 minutes: The Conjuring (2013)In this horror film, Vera Farminga and Patrick Wilson star as real life supernatural investigators, Lorraine and Patrick Warren, who have their work cut out for them with the Perron family (Lili Taylor & Ron Livingston), whose farmhouse is being haunted by a demonic presence. Early reviews for this film have been quite good, citing that it is similar to the horror films of the 1970’s, with the focus being put on the characters and not on visual effects.

Also being released on July 19th, 2013 in a limited capacity:

  • “Only God Forgives” (2013) Rated R, 90 minutes: Only God Forgives (2013)From writer/director Nicolas Winding Refn (“Drive”) comes this action film about death and revenge. Ryan Gosling stars as a drug-smuggler, who is asked by his mother (Kristin Scott Thomas) to find and kill the man responsible for his brother’s recent death. Expectations for “Only God Forgives” have been very high, but the early European reviews seem to be less than favorable, mostly stemming from the endless violence. 
  • “Girl Most Likely” (2013) Rated PG-13, 103 minutes: Girl Most Likely (2013)A down-on-her-luck playwright (Kristen Wiig) half-heartedly attempts suicide to attract attention from her former boyfriend. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work out well for her, and she ends up in the care of her estranged mother (Annette Benning). Also starring in this comedy are Matt Dillon and Christopher Fitzgerald.
  • “Blackfish” (2013) Rated PG-13, 83 minutes: Blackfish (2013)This is a documentary film that focuses on the dangers of keeping the orca, Tilikum, in captivity. This film premiered earlier this year at the Sundance Film Festival, and thus far has earned mostly positive reviews.

Heaven’s Gate (1980)

★★★★★

 

Few films have sparked as much controversy as the 1980 western epic, Heaven’s Gate. In addition to being a commercial and critical disaster in its initial release, Heaven’s Gate has the distinction of single handedly bringing the collapse ofHeaven's Gate (1980) “director controlled” films. The promising careers of actor Kris Kristofferson and director Michael Cimino were essentially ended, as well as the American Humane Association (AHA) forever becoming a fixture on all film sets to ensure that there is no longer any mistreatment toward animals. Although Heaven’s Gate shouldn’t be held solely responsible, it was the unarguable film that headed United Artists into the downward spiral that it is just becoming rectified. So how is it that 32 years after its initial release, Heaven’s Gate is getting, by far, the greatest reviews and praises Heaven's Gate (1980)that it has ever received?

Before talking about the film itself, it is important to note that in America the only available version of Heaven’s Gate today is the Michael Cimino 216 minute version that is said to closely resemble the 219 minute version that was released in November of 1980.  This original version was shown on one New York screen, for one week in 1980. Due to horrible reviews from critics, it was quickly pulled, and in April of 1981, a 149 minute re-cut version of the film began playing without any success either. In November of 2012, the Criterion Collection released the 216-minute film in aHeaven's Gate (1980) “director-approved” edition. That is the film that I saw before writing this review.

Heaven’s Gate opens at Harvard University in 1870. James Averill (Kristofferson) is in the graduating class, along with his friend Billy Irvine (John Hurt). At the ceremony, they listen to The Reverend Doctor (Joseph Cotten) talk about how they need to take what they have learned and go out and help share this information with the uncivilized country.

Heaven's Gate (1980)After a graduation party and dance, the film jumps to twenty years later, as Averill is riding a train from St. Louis to Wyoming, where he is the Marshal. He quickly learns that while he was away the disputes between the immigrant farmers and the Wyoming Stock Growers Association (WSGA) have reached an all time high. Lead by Frank Canton (Sam Waterston), the WSGA has compiled a list of 125 immigrants that they accuse of cattle rustling. With authority from the President Of The United States, the WSGA is offering a hefty reward for the killing of anyone on the list. They hire 25 mercenaries to ride together in an unjustified slaughter against the struggling immigrants.

Averill heads to Johnson County and begins to warn people of the coming trouble. He has a relationship with the localHeaven's Gate (1980) whorehouse Madame, Ella (Isabelle Huppert), and he urges her to flee for her safety. The WSGA has long employed a cattle-rustling enforcer for this county named Nathan Champion (Christopher Walken). Champion is a friend of Averill, and he has also has fallen in love with Ella. Champion also wants Ella to leave the county, but wants her to marry him as well. Ella would rather be with Averill, but wants him to offer the same commitment that Champion has offered.

After Champion learns about the impending slaughter of these immigrants (including Ella), he resigns from the WSGA and Heaven's Gate (1980)pleads with Ella to leave with him. Meanwhile, Averill and a local businessman, John Bridges (Jeff Bridges), begin to prepare the immigrants for the battle against the WSGA, and their hired guns that are coming for them all.

I know that I have the powerful gift of hindsight, but I have absolutely no idea what the critics in New York, during that fateful week in 1980, had going through their heads. Perhaps it was just the times, but I have no understanding as to why this film was reviewed so negatively. I do, however, concede that once the original film was pulled from theaters and 70 minutes was taken out, there was no chance of the newly edited film being anything but a disaster. This particular storyHeaven's Gate (1980) couldn’t properly be told in 149 minutes because there is far too much that needs to be conveyed. There is some room for editing, and sections of the film drag on, but I for one am not afraid of having too much back story or detail included in my films. Typically, I am of the opinion that any story that is considered “epic” should be extremely long.

Whatever people have to say about Heaven’s Gate, it stands out to me as an absolutely breathtaking education into the art of cinematography. The legendary Vilmos Zsigmond is responsible for the photography on Heaven’s Gate, and although Heaven's Gate (1980)he is one of the most respected and revered cinematographers of all time, it is this film that I will forever associate with him from this point on. His work goes far beyond that of other films, especially for the early 1980’s, and I don’t have the words necessary to describe how stunning this film looks.

I understand that United Artists was upset about the way this film was handled by Michael Cimino, but I have a hard time blaming anyone except the studio themselves. Cimino was hired to make Heaven’s Gate after the success of his Academy Award winning film, The Deer Hunter (1978). While filming The Deer Hunter, Cimino went way over budget and way over schedule on his way to a 183-minute, highly personal, slowHeaven's Gate (1980) paced, war film. Why did United Artists think that anything was going to be different for Cimino on his next project? If the studio gave Cimino free reign over this film, than they should have expected things to go this way, right? I suppose that if the critics would have given Heaven’s Gate the same recognition as The Deer Hunter, United Artists would have forgiven Cimino for his disastrous shoot, but instead the notorious failure of his film forever destroyed any hope he had of becoming a great director. With that being said, I don’t know that Cimino ever had that ability to begin with. Having seen The Deer Hunter on several occasions, as well as his first film, Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974), I truthfully Heaven's Gate (1980)believe Heaven’s Gate to be his best, and most important film.

I hate for any film to be considered a disaster, but it bothers me even more when a film is run down because of things that happened during the shoot or because of its financial success. If Heaven’s Gate was released today, I think that there would be an appreciation for the artistry and poetry with which it was made. It still wouldn’t be a financial achievement because with a long running time the basic principles of how many showings per day effect how many tickets you can sell. In addition, there are a considerable number of people unwilling to invest three hours and thirty-six minutes to any film. I purchased this film onHeaven's Gate (1980) November 20th, when it was released, and I was extremely excited to give the film my full attention. However, it took me over two weeks to find a time when I had the opportunity to watch it all the way through, without interruptions.

Anyone willing to go into this movie without negative, preconceived notions, has an ample opportunity to enjoy their viewing experience. I guess Heaven’s Gate‘s recent resurgence can just be one of those, “better late than never” occasions, and I hope that Heaven's Gate (1980)everyone involved with the project can look back now and be proud of the film that was made.